Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
