i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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