Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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