Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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