So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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