So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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