He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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