Don't you send me to vm
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I wish I only lived at night.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Sorry about my life...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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