ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Found your dick twin last night
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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