dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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