He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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