I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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