You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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