Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
