Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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