We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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