I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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