Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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