My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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