is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
