hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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