so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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