Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
