Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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