are you so shy because you have an std?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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