how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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