i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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