I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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