He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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