great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
we should paint friendship bongs
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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