your room smells of hookers.
And success
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Found the puke drawer
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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