i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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