i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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