mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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