We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Randomize
