Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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