So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
