Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
