I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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