You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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