did you get engaged???
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
So apparently I’m into choking now
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