yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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