Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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