did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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