He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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