we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
