I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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