ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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