Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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