I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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